crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage




newdisaster:

pretentiousteatime:

do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts

….wait




bbcone:

That awkward moment when the companion smacks you.




"Jesus, guys, doesn’t it bug you? Like thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman."




kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.




i had wings once, and they were strong.

      but they were s t o l e n from me.