Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

This would have made my thesis easier, god.. i am gonna share the shit out of this for those who need it. 

where was this an hour ago when i finally gave up and turned in my late-ass paper 1 page sort.


beautiful match by themarlowmanifesto

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Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

This has literally nothing to do with Michelle or Barack Obama. 

It has EVERYTHING to do with your school’s budgeting, and why they feel absolutely no remores in being tremendous, quivering assholes, when they think to themselves “Hmm, this is the BARE minimum required of our school lunches. Great! Now we don’t have to feed those freeloaders anything better than a roll and a slab of corn + beef medley”. 

Which is even SHITTIER, when you consider the fact that a school’s funding is directly related to how many students show up to class. So the whole “oh but there’s so many students here” argument is entirely bullshit.


American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary


That moment when you realize that David Tennant is one of us.

This is the best thing that has ever happened.



In case you were feeling sad.

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE